Lazer Mountain Parks Tour- Continues

We continued our tour of local parks, and had some good times. The city skylines are very inspiring at dusk. The lights blink on one at a time, almost as if the skyline itslef is alive, and just waking from a days rest.

The planning continues......

Good news, from the legion of the octopus.

Many, many new projects are being thought up daily here at lazer mountain. Many new concepts are becoming realities and many realities are becoming yesterday news. In short, things are moving along well.

What about you?

The Story so far.....

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Not long ago, In a small town in the pacific northwest.

Several young friends built a dream. 

A dream that one day they wouldn't work for the man,

a day that they could stop wasting their talents

and in fact use their talents to make a living.

 

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Attempts to acheive these dreams with the help of the man's

"Educational Sytems" were repeatedly and openly thwarted by the man.

It seemed our friends must the pursue underground training.

They then set of on their own to gather what education they could.

 

They set out on similar paths,

each pursuing their individual talents.

Along their way there were many roadblocks,

there were many worthy adversary.

But our friends prevailed.

And for the better, along the way

they gained many amazing friends.

Friends with talents and similar dreams.

Together they gathered to hone their skills,

to bide their time.

Now older and wiser, our friends have amassed a small army.

They have all worked hard for the man for many years,

toiled the same mindless task day after day.

But fear not, the time to act is nearly upon us.

One day soon they will stop toiling in those mindless tasks.

One day soon, the dream will come true.

One day soon we will all unite and live.

 Live out the rest of our lives,

and work for ourselves,

and make art.

On LaZeR MounTaiN



New laboratory up and running

well, we spent a majority of saturday organizing and setting up our new laboratory. Now you can expect some rad new art coming up very soon. and as stated before, anyone traveling anywhere in the world we need your help. get ahold of us so we can give you some homework.

much love,
LZR MTN

Down with Ignorant religious fucks

I just got done reading an agonizing article in today's paper, Here.

These stupid fucks are going to start an all out religious war, what about the rest of the country that isn't even religious?

In light of the ignorance of the religious right, we at Lazer Mountain are encouraging anyone and everyone to do whatever they can to fuck with these ignorant fucks. In fact, lets make a day out of it. Their celebration is on 9/11, lets get a head start. September 10th is "Lazer Mountain Fucks with the Church Day". We will be doing what we do best by trying to piss off local churches (we already have a couple in mind) and we encourage anyone else who might want to help to do so.

Much love,

LZR MTN

$20 Prints For Sale!

We hope everyone enjoyed their day. We hope everyones trees were fresh and enjoyed a day well spent but soon forgotten(in a good way). We spent our time today in the shop making some stencil canvas prints. They are avaliable to the public! Get ahold of us for details on the hookups! That's all for now,  until next time!

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Sincerely,
Your friendly friends at LZR
                                  MTN

Lazer Mountain Thinks:

That supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some fanciful aquatic ceremony.
 

Keepin It Real On The Grip

We busted out some stencil madness on a few of our friends boards last night while we were all drunk. I think it turned out pretty good...

Bikinis

Ahh bikini baristas. Everyones favorite eyesore and gathering place for douchebags of all kinds! Theres one across the street from our house and I wanted everyone to know how hilarious the number of cops that drive through there is. Its a lot... thats how much. Sex sells! Maybe we should sell our swag out of bikini huts... we could make a killing! WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS!! Thats all I'm done ranting now.


LZRMTN is watching you...

Shirts?

Check these sweet threadz out. Dang. Just printed up some fresh ones and we'll get back to you soon enough as far as the hook ups! Shazam!

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